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Join date : 2009-07-07
Age : 56
Location : Swansea

PostSubject: Nonsense Poetry   Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:56 pm

As I was going out one day
My head fell off and rolled away
When I saw that it was gone affraid
I picked it up and put it on

As I was walking down the street
A fellow yelled - 'Look at your feet'
I looked at them, and sadly said
'I've left them both asleep in bed'


One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
A blind man saw it, A deaf man heard it
A man with no legs went to get the fire engine.
The fire engine was drawn by 6 white horses
Who ran over a dead cat and half killed it.
This story was told by an old man,
Sitting at the corner of a round table
Drinking vinegar, through a fork.


A daisy and a buttercup,
Agreed to have a race
A squirrel was to be the judge
A mile from the place.

The squirrel waited patiently
Until the day was done
Perhaps he is there waiting still
You see - they couldn't run



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Kirina Moon

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense Poetry   Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:43 am

lol! lol! lol!

love them

In my World Unicorns eat Rainbows and poop Butterflys

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PostSubject: Re: Nonsense Poetry   Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:55 pm

Those were from memory - I've got a book full of nonsense verse - I'll dig more out and add to the thread.
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