a yong scotsman left home and moved into his own flat after a few weks his paents rang to find out how he was
what are yor neighbours like asked his mom a bit strange he replied on one side theres a man who keeps banging his head against the wall and on the other a woman who just lies on the floor crying and moaning Id keep yourself to yourself advised his mom
oh I do the man replied I just stay in my room and play my bagpipes all day